"Win a Limited Edition, Life-Size 3D Model of Alien Grade Coffee’s Founder Zeek – Only 5 Available!"
Get Your Custom Painted, 3' 6" Tall Replica Of Our Founder "ZEEK" FREE
ZEEKARIAN THE GRAY©
ALIEN GRADE COFFEE CO.
FOUNDER/CREATOR/CONOSUER
Why’d Zeek, the alien stop ordering his lattes on Earth?
He got tired of baristas messing up his ‘Zeek Macchiato, Extra Hot, Triple Blast, Galactic Foam’ order!
That's when he decided to create AGC!
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Great Coffee... No Probe, Problem! (At least that's the plan...)
It all began on a Tuesday (for humans)—known by the natives (aliens from where Zeek is from) the day is known as, "Galactic Zeep-Day"—Zeek found himself admiring his, as he put it, “SUPREME ALIEN CHARISMA.” When this very realization struck him: if Earthlings were going to enjoy his coffee, they don't have a choice... it's that or a probe... problem, he thought to himself. While enjoying a great cup of coffee, they also deserved the chance to gaze upon the beauty of this, strikingly beautiful alien dude, known on his home planet of Quarxis as a "Zor'ven."
*In Quarxian culture, a Zor'ven is admired not only for physical features but for an air of cosmic charisma that could make stars shimmer just a little brighter. Zeek, of course, considers himself the ultimate Zor'ven!
It was because of this vision, Zeek decided to commission one of the top 3D artist's to craft a life-sized statue, capturing every detail from his polished forehead to his cosmic glow. Deciding quickly that only five would be created, each meticulously painted and finished with that "it" factor that "Zeek Sparkle" (patent pending). 😀
Since The Coffee Wasn't Just Coffee...
The statues could not just be statues... and they are not, one holds a very huge surprise!
Because he is Zeek and well because Zeek loves humans and Zeek loves giving back, these weren’t just statues; instead, each contained a cosmic mystery, a secret hidden within, a secret so secret... even his closest galactic friends aren’t even in the know. Zeek insisted that one statue would come with a bag of coffee, a bag of Coffee with a "Golden Label" on it. This lucky bag of coffee will entitle that human to 20% of the net profit of AGC on any one month of choice. Then, to add a personal touch, he will be signing and numbering each statue, plus he's dropping coordinates and a coupon for a FREE TACO for an "alien taco shop” he is building on his home planet of Quarxis within his signature.
Now you know a little bit more about Zeek and why he is giveaway 5 statues with one being worth a 20% stake in Alien Grade Coffee for one month. So what are you waiting for? Click the button and enter...
THE STATUE OF ZEEK GIVEAWAY
ALIEN GRADE COFFEE COMPANY
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"I tried to teach an Earthling barista how to make coffee in zero gravity… but it always went over their head!"
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*5 Winner will be selected and will receive the following:
WINNER - 1X Full-Sized, 3D printed and professionally painted statue of AGC founder and CEO Zeek the Alien from ZaKarian - Included in one of the 5 statues will be a 12oz bag of coffee with a special "Gold Label" If this bag of coffee is included in the statue you win that label entitles you to 20% stake in Alien Grade Coffee for one month. Given month will be chosen by you prior to that month starting. Profits shared with you are "NET PROFITS" (profits after expenses) not "Gross Profits".
Void where prohibited and outside US. Open to [include eligible entrants, e.g., “legal US/CANADA residents (incl. DC), who are 18+ (19+ in NE and AL; 21+ in MS) at entry”]. Begins 12:00:01 AM EST on 11-06-24; and first statue giveaway ends at 11:59:59 PM EST on 05/01/2025. To enter, please submit your name and email to the above form. 1 prize will be awarded on five separate drawings. Each drawing will be announced one week prior to the drawing taking place. Each drawing is done by a randomizer software and announced on Facebook the day of the drawing. Enter once and be entered into each of the five drawings held. Description of giveaway(s) available above. Total ARV of statue: Three Thousand, four hundred and fifty dollars ($3,450.00). Total ARV of Golden Label giveaway: Varies on that months net profits, could range from Two hundred dollars and zero cents ($200.00) all the way up to Ten Thousand Dollars and zero cents ($10,000.00). All depends on how good or bad the store does in that particular month. Odds of winning depend on number of entries received. Sponsor: Alien Grade Coffee | Copyright 2024-2025.
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